I found out this morning what was in the big, mysterious box, and it wasn't a sweater.
It was a digital camera! Talk about unexpected ^_^ It was a great surprise. Also, as a Christmas gift to the world, I gave my site a major overhaul. I did it very late, though, and was quite exhausted when it was all uploaded, so I did not have the energy to double check for mishaps. Perhaps I'll have time for that tomorrow. Anyhow, here it is!