Every morning on my way to work, I pass a little church on Buena Vista which, like many little churches, has a sign out front with a new message every week. This place, however, has the most bizarre, quippy, and humorous messages I've ever seen on a church sign. It's to the point where I eagerly look forward to passing it, to see what weird or witty message is up.
"I love the smell of chaos in the morning"
"It's not about the shoes"
"Avoid churches" (which was followed by a bible verse, Matthew, I think, I cant recall it)
I'm intrigued to the point that I might stop in one Sunday and see if the sermons are as snarky as the board sign.